"Out of the overflow of the heart, the mouth speaks."

Limericks Part I March 20, 2010

Filed under: Redshift Blueshift,Story and Verse — camcat888 @ 10:52 am

The President’s tongue finally slipped

And Special Olympians flipped

A hard lesson learned

Obama gets burned

If his jokes aren’t read from a script


While news of octuplets was great

Mom’s welfare draw has me irate

Why, based on the adage

Of a child and a village     

Is a whole country needed for eight?


The government plans to demand

That smoking in public be banned

Since fumes, they suggest

Also kill, they request

You kill only your kin secondhand


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